Author of Almost Everything, Help Thanks Wow, Grace (Eventually), Bird by Bird & Traveling Mercies, as well as several novels. Mother, grandmother, progressive.

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We are sicker than before, but we hear that day 3 is gnarly and then day 4 is better. My personal husband ⁦@NealFAllen⁩ is wandering around the house looking for the Ivermectin. but I don’t think he needs it because I gave him the bleach a year and a half ago.
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He’s not lost. he’s free
On my bike ride this morning, saw a delivery robot lost in the woods
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For anyone who needs a dose of hope: W.E.B. Du Bois’s last words to the world, inscribed outside his grave in Accra, Ghana
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I have a $100 bet with @SAMLAMOTT that Musk never buys Twitter.
Watching Elon trying to get out of buying twitter is really something
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Day 4, am better—just a fluey cold now but not the gravity well of Covid.
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The problem for my baby princess self is the dual citizenship. Our spiritual and human identities coexist, the way light is both a particle and a wave.
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NEW: @NBCNews has verified these images of Barnette marching toward the Capitol on Jan 6 alongside member of the Proud Boys who were later arrested and indicted for breaking into the building and attacking officers. 1/4
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“Our spiritual and human identities coexist, the way light is both a particle and a wave.” ~@ANNELAMOTT
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Who knew the world needed a celebrity crypto anti-influencer influencer — and that it would be Ryan from The O.C.?
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Hey @EliseStefanik - You failed to secure EliseStefanik2022.com so I got it and created your new website. Enjoy!
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Since I moved to the UK, watching mass shootings being accepted as a normal, even routine part of American life has seemed even more inexplicably grotesque. There was a mass shooting in Britain last year. 5 people died. When was the last UK mass shooting before that? 2010.
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Nano guns to arm the Resistance.
Has anyone considered arming the zygotes with assault rifles? It's not "abortion" if they can defend themselves, am I right?
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At Payton Gendron's high school, kids were asked for their plans post-graduation. He said his was to commit a murder-suicide. This prompted a mental-health exam but not an attempt to bar him from owning a gun. nytimes.com/2022/05/15/nyreg… by @AshleyAtTimes & @chelsiamarcius & me
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@ANNELAMOTT you seem to equate scrapple consumption to a lower form of being. Craig Claiborne and I assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. It is the gastronomic elixir of all that ails.
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The Resistance!
Has anyone considered arming the zygotes with assault rifles? It's not "abortion" if they can defend themselves, am I right?
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Not fair. Even when in her death throes, @ANNELAMOTT has to be “more adorable.”
My current husband @NealFAllen and I have exactly the same covid symptoms and fevers but mine are a lot more adorable.
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My current husband @NealFAllen and I have exactly the same covid symptoms and fevers but mine are a lot more adorable.
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The thing is this white supremacist mass shooting has nothing to do with the 850 other white supremacist mass shootings. Each one was a fluke. Nothing can be done.
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Infant mortality per 1,000 births: Mississippi: 8.27 US average: 5.69 Canada: 4.5 UK: 3.9 France: 3.9 Germany: 3.3 Italy: 2.7 Japan: 1.9 So you might want to sit this one out, @tatereeves.
For some reason, certain states want to be an “oasis” for abortion. While they do that, Mississippi will be an oasis for life! foxnews.com/media/supreme-co…
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