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Joined February 2013
The USGA failed to water Faxon’s suit, and now they’ve completely lost it.
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If I were Michigan, I would simply defeat Iowa today.
If I were Michigan, I would simply defeat Ohio State today.
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when you’re expecting company in 3 hours:
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Brain Phillips retweeted
PONTIAC, Mich. (AP) -- Michigan prosecutor files involuntary manslaughter charges against suspect's parents in Oxford High School shooting
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Wait until people find out Brian Kelly's more of a Pepsi guy.
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@BPhillips_SB remind you of anyone?
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Essentially won the game for Dallas this evening.
2nd time a Micah Parsons play has prevented the Saints from putting points on the board. His impact is enormous
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Marcus…
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To be fair, it’s about time the NFL stopped playing favorites with the Saints and gave them a bad call or two.
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Absurd by Parsons. Good god.
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Brian Kelly has already created a 247 login and posted problematic material.
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Brian Kelly at church this Sunday:
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very pumped for Brian Kelly to start calling it The War of Northern Aggression
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Today is both a palindrome and an ambigram. Which means it can be read backwards and forwards as well as upside down. This may be my most useful tweet ever. Good day.
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Brian Kelly’s new, fake southern accent is the story of the decade.
Brian Kelly making his welcome speech at halftime of the Ohio/LSU basketball game tonight.
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First team to 10 wins
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Still thinking about this
They had CeeDee roll up in a brand new red truck saying “We’re about to change this man’s life…”, and not only did they not give him the truck, they FACETIMED the guy and told him he’ll be studying for the next two years.
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