馃拃Not really right. Not really left. You may not like my opinions and I may not GAF馃拃#regularjackass #NSFW

1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL
Joined July 2012
"JOE BIDEN IS WHY I CANT BUY GROCERIES" says dudes who drive $50k trucks that get 4mpg.
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An OnlyFans where we bake bagels for you and then FedEx them to you.
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Dudes always crying about being alpha males when I always wanted to be a gamma male
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I'm announcing today that JFK Jr and I will be starting a true crime podcast that only deals with murders in Game of Thrones.
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Here鈥檚 an idea, the @GOP should just run JFK Jr as their 2024 presidential candidate. I bet he鈥檒l reappear if that鈥檚 the case.
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"If you support Joe Biden and are a liberal, don't call us" -- Plantation Shutters
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Doesn't get more American than this, got your bulletproof vest, and your piece right there when you need it. Ready for any road rage, movie theater, school shooter adventure...
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It's so cold in Florida right now that Ron DeSantis is ending his fight on critical race theory to fight whomever broke the sun.
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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz.
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Pioneers: Will be cold soon. Must stock up on preserves and firewood to fight the bitter cold and live another day. Me: F'CK this. The Snuggie庐锔 stays on all day.
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You signed a bill this year that eliminated requirements for schools to teach about Martin Luther King Jr.
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The secret to a happy marriage is not being fake about it. Wife and I have been together 14 years and married 10 and still going strong.
I have not met a single person... who is happily married.馃
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JFC...
Republicans should probably STFU today...
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I鈥檓 dating Pete Davidson. Also, seven states coordinated to FORGE electoral vote certificates. Wait. Only the 2nd thing.
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That's a lot of jobs listed @UPS
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I honestly believe once Donald Trump and his accomplices are held accountable we will start to heal as a nation.
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It's funny to me how MAGAs always act like someone (such as the media) must've convinced us to hate Donald Trump, as if it required anything more than hearing him speak or seeing him dance.
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Matt Gaetz right now鈥
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There鈥檚 only one reason why Matt Gaetz鈥檚 ex-girlfriend would be granted immunity to testify. Rapey McFivehead, you in danger girl.
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