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Joysea Crew retweeted
My life goal is to have the inner calm of this lady:
"My name is Dr Robinson" -- Dr Yashica Robinson after Chip Roy calls her "Ms Robinson"
Roy then talks over her before Robinson fires back by telling him "I am a physician and a proud abortion provider"
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Love that all these dudes are like "I won't sleep with this year's Sports Illustrated cover model" as though that was ever an option
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As a Floridian this is depressing AF. 😔
This thread hits hard.
*I assumed ‘are in play’ would point out I was speaking of GOP Candidates but it’s Twitter, so…also FL has a new Sec of State who is full-on QAnon, so far nobody has been able to stop DeSantis Authoritarianism. I know you don’t like it but what are you going to do about it is ??
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Hey @RonDeSantisFL
We finally found the #CRT in math problems you’ve been shrieking about.
#RemoveRon #DeSantisDestroysFlorida
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NEW: Rick Scott just tried to attack President Biden by saying that “Canada has plenty of baby formula… but not the United States.” Reminder, Trump’s USMCA trade deal made it virtually impossible for Canada to export infant formula to the US.
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Dr. John Cheng undoubtedly saved lives when he charged a shooter at his mother's church this past Sunday. Today, I joined my Orange County colleagues for a moment of silence on the House floor to honor Dr. Cheng's life, legacy, and sacrifice.
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Elon Musk saying he didn’t know there were bots on Twitter is like Donald Trump saying he didn’t know there were underage girls at Epstein’s Townhouse. It’s literally the reason he’s there. @elonmusk
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#BecauseMiami never disappoints, even when @FrancisSuarez does.
You want respect?
Auction off those tickets and donate the proceeds to any of the charities working with the housing crisis here in Miami.
The @MiamiHEAT don’t need you there court side when we can’t pay the rent.😡
Also Miami Mayor @FrancisSuarez: sitting courtside at last night's Heat game where tickets were going for over $25,000 on StubHub. #BecauseMiami
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“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
― Isaac Asimov
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Elon Musk does not understand that, in the USA, homebuyers routinely require home inspections as a condition of purchase.
Musk waived due diligence, which means he waived inspection.
"If Twitter has been vociferously less than 5% fake/spam accounts, but, in fact it is 4-5x that number. It's big deal. It's like, I agree to buy your house, you say the house has less than 5% termites but if it turns out it's 90% termites. It's not the same house" — @elonmusk
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Yes, I'm glad Madison Cawthorn is gone.
And yes, I hope Lauren Boebert and MTG are next.
But the GOP will just replace them with quacks like Dr. Oz or people who attended 1/6, of which 7 were voted in yesterday.
The GOP is not salvageable and is now just a cesspool of hate.
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If Madison Cawthorn can be unseated, so can Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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Dinesh shocked that cheating, grifting, MaraLago MAGA elites would cheat and grift HIM?
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Dinesh and wife are complaining that MAGAs are pirating their movie and cutting down on their profits: “It’s kind of unbelievable. Literally someone who came to our Mar-a-Lago premier recorded the movie .. They started posting the Mar-a-Lago premier .. which was a private event.”
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I have a new replacement theory and it’s called fill the GOP’s fucking seats with Democrats.
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Not sure which I like less, ending a sentence with a prepositional phrase or insurrectionists.
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“This may be DeSantis’ most frightening appointment to date. Florida now has a QAnon conspiracy theorist and promoter of the big lie overseeing our state elections and DeSantis’ elections police.” Rep Carlos Guillermo Smith on the appointment of Cord Byrd as secretary of state.
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#MyWorstCar was a 1973 Ford Pinto that got recalled for exploding if hit from behind.
Called dad who said he’d take care of it & to watch the mail.
Got letter; no check.
Just a couple of red FLAMMABLE! decals to stick on the trunk.
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