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I’m DEAD. Twitter just tried to suspend my account for a tweet I wrote to my now HUSBAND back in 2012 💀💀 @RyneW_1994
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Dreaming of an Italian summer…💭
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Pro tip: Work for the university where you have the day off.
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my coworker passed away yesterday and they were about to fire him for not showing up, these jobs do not gaf about you bro…. choose yourself.
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Me: why does my back hurt all the time? also me sleeping every night:
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I’ve been enjoying this time off so much I forgot I had a job 😭😭
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True Life: I’m Addicted to @duolingo
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Omg we love you @barkbox
🚨VERY IMPORTANT NEWS FROM @NASA🚨Meet Black Hole Ben
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Who else really misses Giorgi B
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I feel like something is missing 🤣 @BuschBeer
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Squirrels always act like they're malfunctioning.
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I’m DEAD. Twitter just tried to suspend my account for a tweet I wrote to my now HUSBAND back in 2012 💀💀 @RyneW_1994
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First time I've ever agreed with Dicky V
It’s amazing the @NCAA wastes no time with an absurd 3 game suspension on @IlliniMBB star KOFI COCKBURN but has taken multiple years to come up with decisions on several big time programs charged with MAJOR violations.Their decision making methods MUST BE CHANGED.They r a JOKE!
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causing problems on facebook
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do not forget. to pet the dog. at your spooky party
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I wish Ben knew how much people loved him. 🥺🥺🥺🥺
We only rate dogs. This is a Patagonian Round Bat. Reacts positively to watermelon, but that's all we know so far. Please send dogs only. Thank you... 12/10
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send a bus 🚍
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You guys remember cake walks at the elementary school fun nights? What a time to be alive.
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vacation depression is real
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For anyone looking for a gender neutral term, I highly suggest “rat bastard”!! I know it sounds masculine but, trust me, it’s not exclusive.
Don't call someone "hun" these days, they will follow you into a parking lot and lose their mind on you!
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Happy couples aren’t just the ones posting kissing selfies. They’re the ones having uncomfortable conversations, helping each other overcome trauma, and ugly-crying to save their relationship. Happy couples prioritize growth and are a source of inspiration for each other.
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