I'm like a puff pastry: flaky, but harmless. Human/animal rights advocate. Vegetarian. Aspiring illustrator. Punctuation mark maverick.

The Garden State
Joined May 2015
May humanity become human nature.
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If you ever find yourself feeling too hopeful about the future, remember that there's another generation of Trumps on their way to adulthood.
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Unless I'm going to a toga party, I'd better do some laundry.
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I would pass on the opportunity to have chocolate-flavored multiple orgasms if it meant I could sleep 8 hours a night.
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If you're outside the UK you can access Channel 4 (plus a lot more) with the TV Mucho app.
In July 2019 it was announced I would be the new host of Travelman on @Channel4. Some bits and bobs got in the way but FINALLY we’re off, starting with a Christmas spesh in Iceland with @BillBailey on 27th Dec at 8pm and a new series in 2022. #travelmum
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New party drug: GenXstacy
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I don't know if melatonin gives Marjorie Taylor Greene nightmares, but I'm positive melanin does.
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Ernie Kovacs: Television – a medium, so called because it is neither rare nor well-done. Emo Philips: The other day a woman came up to me and said, “Didn’t I see you on television?” I said, “I don’t know. You can’t see out the other way.”
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#LesserKnownGremlinRules Avoid the striped one.
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It's good that I learned Eric Clapton is an asshole; I'll never invest time or money in his music again. Still, I miss not knowing that Eric Clapton is an asshole.
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If you're into mysteries, check out the success of commercial products such as the Chia Pet and truck balls.
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Most of my Facebook targeted ads have been for S&M gear at a discount for the holiday season. This marks the first time I will enjoy being a Secret Santa, and the last time I will be asked to be a Secret Santa. Win-win.
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MicheleğŸŽ¨ retweeted
🥰 The ultimate service dog! A German Shepherd Buying Food For His Owner #FridayFeeling #Fridaymotivations #DogsofTwittter
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Christmas art project. The kid needs a lot of work, but I'm not changing the tree much.
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More of Nicole's wobbler.
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My housemate having a wobbler that I have a pot of rice simmering (and using an adjective as an adverb, a far worse offense).
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My housemate who dislikes Robyn Hitchcock because she can "sing better" ought to love, love, love Captain Beefheart.
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Just discovered Penelope Scott and shocked to like a recent addition to the music scene.
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Well, shit. United "Screw You" Healthcare *actually* covered name-brand Ambien. It's over $600.00.
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