Jewish American Disney Princess. @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.

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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
No thanks, haunted houses. I can walk down the street at night being terrified some man is going to jump out at me for free.
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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
Thinking of my friend Penny Marshall on her birthday. I miss her a lot.
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You don’t get to denounce mask and vaccine mandates by comparing them to the Holocaust and in the same breath say that we should teach kids that the Holocaust wasn’t so bad.
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You also don’t get to wave Nazi flags to support your insurrection and in the same breath say Nazis were bad.
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It’s as if each of them has a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other shoulder and they’re both wearing Nazi uniforms.
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“The Holocaust, in which 11 million viable humans were murdered was not so bad, but abortion is an abomination and school shootings are no biggie” seems like a pretty bad hill to die of COVID on.
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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
The "opposing view" on the Holocaust
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In order to offer an “opposing perspective” on the Holocaust, The Diary of Anne Frank will now be solely taught in conjunction with The Diary of Ann Coulter.
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The only “opposing perspective” that can be taught to kids about the Holocaust is “The Holocaust was good, actually.”
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The Diary of Ann Coulter.
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It’s not an “opposing perspective” to deny the Holocaust’s existence. An “opposing perspective” would just be praising it instead of denouncing it.
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This sets a very dangerous precedent. It’s terrible and it’s going to get worse.
Last week, a 20-year-old Oklahoma woman was convicted of manslaughter for a miscarriage at 17 weeks and sentenced to four years in state prison. #okleg kswo.com/2021/10/05/woman-fo…
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Also… if an anti-vaxxer gets COVID while pregnant in OK and it causes the death of the fetus, will they go to prison for that too? Hmmmm
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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
Last week, a 20-year-old Oklahoma woman was convicted of manslaughter for a miscarriage at 17 weeks and sentenced to four years in state prison. #okleg kswo.com/2021/10/05/woman-fo…
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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
ask me why women are tired and I’ll tell you the only thing Eliza Hamilton had on her husband’s to-do list was stay alive and he was like nah
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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
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The legality of owning a kangaroo in the United States
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Oh my god
Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt
JesusWeen for the JesusWin! It’s all Ned Flanders/Rev. Lovejoy energy.
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Laura Ingraham is actually just several swastikas stacked in a trench coat
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Word on the street, Laura Ingraham draws swastikas in her diary
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So if the kids read The Diary of Anne Frank do they have to read Laura Ingraham’s diary too?
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