Jewish American Disney Princess. @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.

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Started the first season yesterday so please no spoilers
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Replying to @elle91
Real movie trivia: I didn’t see it for the first time until I was in my early 30’s so I immediately hated it because I was old enough to know better.
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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
actually, this isn’t accurate. You see, the .. *flies directly into the sun propelled my my bloviating arsehole mouth*
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Sometimes when I unfilter my mentions and read them I need 9 Advil.
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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
BREAKING: The gunman at an Oxford, Michigan, high school is a 15-year-old student who had access to a semiautomatic handgun and multiple magazines. Police say at least three students are dead and six are wounded, including an educator. #mileg detroitnews.com/story/news/l…
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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
The most tender time in America is after a shooting when Republicans wait to find out the race of the shooter to decide if we should do absolutely everything to prevent the next shooting or congratulate him.
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The Volatile Mermaid retweeted
BREAKING: With the Omicrom Variant's higher infection rate, the CDC says we won't achieve herd immunity until 40% of Americans walk into the sea and never return
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Replying to @GravityImmune
The only sports video game I ever played and enjoyed because I was so amazing at it despite not knowing shit about basketball.
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Replying to @SocPuppetPundit
Hot take on replying to jokes with facts - don’t
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Replying to @KaushikKarforma
Well shit, that’s nice of you to say. I’m not used to this 😘
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Replying to @GirlsGoneChild
Curious who the first person (man) to reply telling me who ACTUALLY wrote it will be!
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Movie trivia: “Love, Actually” was written by a woman and the original title was “Love” but then a man rewrote it.
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This magnificent 1970s custom sex machine van just sold for $40,000 boingboing.net/2021/11/30/th…
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Me walking up to the front door of my house and reaching for my swipe badge that gives me access to my office building.
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Happy birthday to my very funny, kind, and hot babe of a friend @TheSofiya
Today I buried my grandpa and for his last joke, the casket didn’t fit in the grave. That sonofabitch is always going to be funnier than me 💔
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Before you compare something to the Holocaust a good rule of thumb is to not do that.
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Trump: (tries to ban an entire religion, calls American Jews “disloyal,” attempts a hostile takeover of our government, praises white supremacists) “He’s nothing like Hitler.” Fauci: (Tries to prevent the spread of a deadly virus) “He’s exactly like Mengele.”
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