No thanks, haunted houses. I can walk down the street at night being terrified some man is going to jump out at me for free.

11:58 PM ยท Oct 17, 2016

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but you might make a vampire friend instead
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But will it be a clown with a chainsaw? Wait, it might be. For $13, we can guarantee said chainsaw clown.
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Yep. Jumped out from behind some garbage cans + said "BOO!" Was too frazzled to explain why thats so fucked up.
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And sadly, there are people out there who think you should have just taken it as a joke since "I'm sure that's how he meant for you to take it."
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Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt
same goes if you're on the campus of Stanford University.
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This is a very scary house.
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or Purdue
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You just know some haunted house is going to have Trump as one of their features this year. So much trauma.
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PREACH SISTA ๐Ÿ™
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Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt
this just made me really sad.
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