Evie’s husband

Joined September 2008
I’m footloose and Covid free! See you tomorrow.
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It's Stevie Wonder's birthday and Friday the 13th. I hope he's not very superstitious.
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“Okay, now let’s do a silly one.”
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Fortune* Favours** the Brave*** *crypto currency **deeply screws ***retail investors
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WORST. SEQUEL. EVER.
Stephen is experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID. Out of an abundance of caution for his staff, guests, and audience, he will be isolating for a few additional days. The Late Show will not be taping new episodes until further notice.
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I'm surprised Jose Altuve got hit in the groin since his testicles were told in advance what pitch was coming.
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I can’t believe how gullible Susan Collins is. But Susan Collins can.
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I’m attending the Mr. Met Gala. (Rihanna’s wearing a giant baseball head, and Jared Leto‘s eating ice cream out of a tiny batting helmet!)
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.@JKCorden Congratulations, James, on what will be eight incredible years at CBS. 12:30 won’t be the same without you. But looking forward to your exciting adventures as the new Doctor Who!
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Always trust Eric the 2nd’s instincts 🐝  See the fate of my honorable bee companion in our adventure this Thursday 4/28 with @CriticalRole & @RedNoseDayUSA at 7pm Pacific on twitch.tv/criticalrole You can donate NOW to our campaign at critrole.com/rednoseday
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So, are tweets self-driving now?
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Yep! I tested positive for Covid, but basically I’m feeling fine- grateful to be vaxxed and boosted. Thank you for the well wishes. This just proves that I will do anything to avoid interviewing Jason Bateman.
Stephen Colbert has tested positive for Covid 19. Tonight’s show is cancelled. As previously planned, the show will be airing repeats tomorrow through next week. We will return with new episodes on May 2nd.
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To my European fans: Happy 20/4!
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The MTA says all riders still have to wear masks, but pants are still optional.
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I hope I’m not setting a precedent here by using social media for self-promotion, but please vote for us in the Webbys!
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No thanks.
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I’m three episodes into “Moon Knight,” and he has yet to moon a single person.
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It was my honor to have met and interviewed and done bits with one of the greats. Rest In Peace, Gilbert Gottfried. #hardblackwax
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Stephen Colbert retweeted
Our friend @chancetherapper performs his new single, #ChildOfGod, in front of an incredible piece of art by Naila Opiangah. #LSSC
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Relieved Elon Musk isn't joining the board of Twitter and that its rational, even-keeled reputation will be preserved.
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