Just here for a good time. Editor @itspunkee. Please don't call me.

Joined November 2008
TGIF, it's a good day to stream The Foundations of Decay by American rock band My Chemical Romance
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my toxic trait is thinking I need a little treat to go with my little piccolo even if I've just had breakfast
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Pilates teacher enthusiastically asking if anyone has plans for the weekend and someone’s like “I’m heading to the Barossa” and I’m like… I’m heading… to emo night
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Signed up for a netball comp starting next week but questioning everything after seeing 8:30pm games, uhhh sorry that’s my scheduled time to go lay in my bed and contemplate all my life choices
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You love to see it
Some fun news: I’m now Punkee’s deputy editor, so pitch me your entertainment/beauty ideas! I’m talking iconic ‘00s movies recaps, rants about Grey’s Anatomy plot holes, every Tom Holland role ranked, recreate your high school makeup routine, trial a placenta facial, get weird!
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Some fun news: I’m now Punkee’s deputy editor, so pitch me your entertainment/beauty ideas! I’m talking iconic ‘00s movies recaps, rants about Grey’s Anatomy plot holes, every Tom Holland role ranked, recreate your high school makeup routine, trial a placenta facial, get weird!
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The way this speaks to me on so many levels
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I'm back on Tinder and I've missed men shouting random things like "MY NAME IS JASON NOT STEVE" and "Actually 40, not 36, can't change it"
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good to be back
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me on email: "sorry it's been a hectic week" also me: hasn't felt relaxed since 2009
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"we want grandkids" best I can do is stay alive to see my chemical romance live
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Me: "YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A J NAME" Me when a J name pays me attention:
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Why is the Town Hall woolies so stressful to navigate, make it make sense
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going to start replying to the random men who DM every 3 months with "hey how have you been?" with my actual life problems so they start to fuck off
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imo a couple of things that could have saved the bachie series: 1. Resting the show for a year in 2020 2. Only doing Bachelorette last year. It was a better format and I do wonder if it suffered as a direct result of following another lacklustre Bachelor season
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just not convinced three white men are gonna save this series!
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can't believe there are more Bachelors than Punkee staff members
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sorry but this is just absolutely sending me
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so we've got Felix who does a podcast with Sportsbet, Thomas who appears to be part of a pyramid scheme, and Machine Jed Kelly
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yes I think Jed is hot and I'm annoyed
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