i'm snarky. i'm weird. i like fantasy, sci-fi and horror books/movies/tv shows. did i mention i'm weird? yeah. i'm fluent in sarcasm, not so much with stupidity

Presque Isle, ME
Joined December 2008
Every puppy must get forehead smooches.
the FDA. has also fully approved. giving my forehead. a little smooch
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I try to give people an opportunity to leave me alone instead of jumping to block them in case they're just missing the point. My dudes, I would say this to your face if you pulled this shit in front of me but good lord, I can't believe I also have to say it online.
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Beth retweeted
24 day countdown....😂
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Your front-row seat to my Mars landing is here. Watch how we did it. #CountdownToMars
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I hope you're h*ckin ready... we're featuring adoptable dogs all day tomorrow
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This dog is practicing faces in the mirror and I am dead.
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This is Leia. She turned a squeaker toy into a nose flute and would like to play a few notes for you. She’s still learning so please be nice. 14/10
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if you traveled back in time and told 14 year old me that in the year 2021 future adult me would buy a pair of sweatpants at Target that came stock with a hidden stash pocket... i would probably cough/laugh and say: “Ooookay... what the fuck is Target?” 🤷‍♀️
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Sammy made it. Stream the series finale of #Supernatural: go.cwtv.com/streamSPNtw
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i know we have a long way to go, & there are a lot of votes left to be counted...but the fact that this pathetic clown wasn’t blown out of the water immediately & that McConnell & Graham are projected to win their senate seats makes me want to fucking throw up. #embarrassment 🖕
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GREAT NEWS! HUNTER BIDEN HEADED THE WORLD FOOD PROGRAM & IT WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! When Biden’s son fed the poor, trump’s kids were looting a charity. trump spent lots of time & resources (even extorted Ukraine) to discredit Hunter Biden. So retweet this news far & wide.
ⒻⓊⓃ ⒻⒶⒸⓉ #HunterBiden was the head of the World Food Program that just received the Nobel Peace Prize. While trump’s sons were slaughtering endangered species and stealing from charities, #JoeBiden’s son works to feed the hungry.
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This brought tears to my eyes.
I’m Richard Schiff and I support this message.
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We’re saving our 20th and final adoptable feature for tomorrow. If you missed any of the previous pups or just want to look at them again, I put them in a moment below ❤️ bird.trom.tf/i/events/1314351…
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This face slays me. Please, please someone adopt him!
This is Bramley. He’s the newest member of @Roadogsrescue in Los Angeles. He was saved from euthanasia and is now looking for a home. He has limited use of his back legs and has to wear a diaper. You can learn all about him below. 14/10 #TrupanionPartner campsite.bio/weratedogs
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This is Lizzie. She’s available through @MCASPets in Texas. She was wondering if you have any spare noggin pats. Also happy to accept your treat, that’s very kind of you. You can apply to adopt her through the link below. 13/10 #TrupanionPartner campsite.bio/weratedogs
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This is Kenny. He’s a German Shepherd/Husky mix from @NEHumaneSociety. He’s been in and out of the shelter a bunch, but is finally ready to settle down. His right eye is a little squinty, so he often winks at you. 14/10 would wink back #TrupanionPartner campsite.bio/weratedogs
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This is the perfect dog. ❤️
This is Ms. Demeanor. She was named that because she likes to get into trouble but never ~too~ much trouble. She’s great with children and currently at Richmond Animal Care and Control. You can learn more about her below. 13/10 #TrupanionPartner campsite.bio/weratedogs
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