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So Mike Pezzulo is carrying out the investigation into the election day announcement of a people smuggling boat arrival. Who's investigating the investigator then? Don't trust this prick!
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Newtown Jets jersey, circa 1981, respect.
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Hooray! The avocado has ripened before the chicken’s gone off or the bread’s gone mouldy. Miracle!
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This is happening now.
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if i were in tonight's @QandA audience: Q1: @AlexanderDowner, should a new federal anti-corruption commission examine the australian govt's illegal bugging of east timor and the assistance given to @conocophillips to steal timorese helium? and would you personally be concerned?
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NZ cartoonist Sloane
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Texas doesn't have a hotline if you see a man go into an elementary school classroom with his AR-15, but it does have a hotline if you see a woman go into a Planned Parenthood parking lot with her car.
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PM Anthony Albanese says French President Emmanuel Macron reached out shortly after his election victory. Mr Albanese says he won't be "leaking" the details of that conversation.
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New Foreign Minister Penny Wong heading to Suva tomorrow for her first (individual) overseas trip. Pretty clear signal here. The Australian High Commission has requested meetings with @FijiPM as well as @AiyazSKFiji and the Secretary General of PIF Henry Puna 1/
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Anyone know of Macron has sent a message of goodwill to Albo?
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Really impressed by @abcnews @stephendziedzic during this election. He's been informative, balanced with good analysis. Stand out performance!
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Is doing a Joe Hildebrand a euphemism for what Scott did at Engadine Macca's
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Hey @PhillipCoorey you're misrepresenting what @AlboMP said. I heard his press conference too. Get back in your box!
afr.com/politics/federal/dro… OMG Phil Coorey :China should dump its tariffs on Australian exports if it is serious about mending relations with Canberra, PM Albanese has suggested, as he reassured the region a change of government here should not be mistaken for a change of policy.
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After a thorough review of the election results the LNP did this to counter the swing against the right wing.
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Acting PM @RichardMarles announces investigation by PMO into Saturday’s mass (politicised) text message alert that Sri Lankan boat had been intercepted by ⁦@AusBorderForce⁩. Who knew? Who authorised the messages? Was the boat trip organised as a political dirty trick?
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Yes people there are decent people in the Nats: Darren Chester, even Pat Conaghan and so was Leslie Williams until she defected to the Liberals. Don't confuse their decency by rewarding them with a vote. You can still pass the time of day with them. Just don't vote for them.
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Just letting you know that Craig Kelly has compared his $100 million, zero-seat election performance to the ANZACs. #AusVotes22
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In a massive statement, Anthony Albanese has ensured both the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flags are displayed alongside the Australian Flag in the Blue Room for his first press conference as Prime Minister. @10NewsFirst #auspol
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Beetrooter is suffering salary reduction affliction. Occurs when your salary reduces by 50% overnight.
Election 2022: Barnaby Joyce chides teals for removing three gays, one Aboriginal and an Asian afr.com/politics/federal/i-m…
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