West Village, Manhattan
Joined August 2013
w. t. f. raised by a single father, so, yes.
I love my dad and I love my kids’ dad but I gotta ask … are we … as a culture … Father’s Day … are we really doing that, this year??
Replying to @elonmusk
Way toooo sexy
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Munch time #tigershark
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Thinking about how skinny dudes like this took over an immense portion of the known world while getting absolutely wasted on gin every day. Inspirational
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I’ve never wanted to be in a gang more than this one…
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someone just said in a meeting "sorry I was late to the meeting I was busy doing my actual work" and I'm dead 💀💀💀
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can't stop watching these guys who run around tokyo like they're in a video game
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“My Mom wanted to come, so I brought my Mom” — @elonmusk✨ 💛✨attending the #MetGala2022 🎥: @etnow
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Why hasn’t Pfizer cured world hunger with those profit?
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In honor of Star Trek Day, I kicked two players off my youth football team for admitting they’ve watched those movies
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YouTube is taking a suspiciously long time to examine this bare butt Bonsai tree...
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Hitting and launching molten iron into the air with a shovel is a very dangerous activity and must not be tried anywhere, but (with the proper protection equipment) it can produce surprising beauty [source, SUSHI RAMEN【Riku】: buff.ly/3KcE5zz]
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Your regular friendly reminder…
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Traditional hunter gatherers getting ready to prepare a meal of soy protein isolate, sorbitol, corn starch, xanthan gum and additive e151
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Replying to @shoe0nhead
They should just replace the presidents on the bills with guns
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Christmas was started in a lab
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