I have tried, in my way, to be fried

Joined April 2015
I always have my kids say “thank you” to Alexa so that hopefully in the future our robot overlords will remember their civility
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Nothing’s funny Signing off
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all those children tragic
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nothing to say about ricky gervais that james acaster hasn’t already said
Ricky Gervais: SuperNature deals in cheap jokes and humiliating trans people - review ⭐⭐ independent.co.uk/arts-enter…
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Honestly, if you were pitching this as a show the exec would say “hold on. you’re saying that every SINGLE thing they accuse the other side of, they’re doing themselves? That’s a bump for me”
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The security guard who died trying to stop the white supremacist who murdered those people at TOPS is named Aaron Salter Jr. Because I know the media isn't going to memorialize this man as a hero, I'm asking all of you to remember who he is and remember his sacrifice. #racism
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None of this bullsh*t is new.
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My grandma turned 100 today. She is the granddaughter of formerly enslaved persons.
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If lobbyists want to meet with me, they better bring ideas—not their checkbooks. I'm one of just six members of Congress who don't accept lobbyist money, and I also refuse donations from corporate PACs. I put Orange County families first.
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Remember when this guy inspired a mass shooting like a week ago?
Tucker calls on Democrats to de-escalate the rhetoric
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Guys. I found the perfect tweet.
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Timeline cleanser. Luke meets the aliens and they are friendly.
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AMERICA!! Ah, there you are. A reminder that Episode 4 of Breeders Season 3 is on @FXNetworks tonight at 10pm, then streaming on @hulu. Written by Rebecca Callard.
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Turning it into a political hit opportunity sure has saved the company actually responsible for the baby formula shortage from taking their share of the blame.
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It wasn't a Presidency, it was a crime spree. Trump vacationed at his personal properties 550 times during his Presidency, forcing the Secret Service to pay for rooms, rent golf carts and prop up his failing businesses at a total cost to taxpayers of $2M. citizensforethics.org/report…
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Shinn v. Ramirez, & ... it's bad. #SCOTUS holds that a federal court may not conduct an evidentiary hearing in proceedings to challenge a conviction if the evidence was not developed in state court because state post-conviction counsel was ineffective. supremecourt.gov/opinions/21…
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I just told my dog to stop barking by doing the “zip it” gesture across my mouth and he was like “i don’t have pants”
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Oh nothing - just a 5-year old playing the sh*t out of Mozart…
(Italy) Enjoy 5-year-old Alberto Cartuccia Cingolani performing some Mozart.🎶🎵
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Pete Davidson is SNL's bodega cat, not sure what he does there but everybody loves him
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Bronze Tiger TV Show: Batman: The Brave & The Bold Episode: Return of the Fearsome Fangs! Year: 2009 Sturgis also voiced Bronze Tiger in 2013's Batman: Arkham Origins Blackgate. @MovieStarG @bader_diedrich @adultswimOOC
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Waiting for my son to get home from prom. I haven’t become my parents but i now see them
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