Faster than a speeding butterfly, I can leap pebbles with a single bounce

Andover, UK
Joined March 2009
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Weird how many of the ‘I never use the BBC so why should I pay for it’ crowd don’t feel the same about spending £200 million of our money on a yacht they’ll never use.
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The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Which is why Christmas Day at the Lord's house is always so disappointing.
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Nadine Dorries still doesn’t know the twist in The Sixth Sense despite having seen it three times
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Our sweary new video has had half a million views in less than 24 hours (combined across Twitter and YouTube)! Looks like a lot of people aren't in the mood to forgive or forget @BorisJohnson @Conservatives
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◾️Removed £20 a week from the poorest ◾️Won't remove VAT from fuel bills ◾️Won't increase sick pay ◾️Wouldn't feed hungry kids ◾️Brought in tax rises that hit the poor hardest But it's vital to freeze licence fee to help those struggling to make ends meet
The BBC wanted the fee to rise to over £180 by the end of the settlement. Instead, it will remain fixed at £159 until 1 April 2024. That’s more money in the pockets of pensioners; in the pockets of families who are struggling to make ends meet.
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"Bull in china shop disappointed at range of available crockery"
If you don't train enough doctors and nurses, this is the price you pay 👇 One in four NHS doctors tired to the point of impairment, survey finds theguardian.com/society/2022…
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Sneak peak of Line of Duty series 7
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If I was @RealDMitchell I'd have read Bob Mortimer's memoir before filming the current series of Would I Lie To You? Mind you, he "guessed" right, so maybe he did!
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Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.
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One day, we’ll have a PM who isn’t a monstrous arse. There won’t be knighthoods for failure. The Culture Secretary won’t be a vain moron. The Home Secretary won’t be a dullwitted bully. The govt won’t need to be under investigation and the country will start to be happy again.
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Archery was a lot more difficult back when the targets were made of stone.
This beautiful thing will surely cheer up everyone's timeline #BlueMonday
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Pat Cummins realizing that Khawaja had to stand away because of the alcohol so he tells his team to put it away and calls Khawaja back immediately. A very small but a very beautiful gesture❤️
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The best footy manager interview of all time by Mark Molesley of Aldershot FC.
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Better Call Saul S6 E12 & E13 in the making. You guys say that you are ready but question is... can you handle it?
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Octopus is Stephen Hawking. Phone box is Deborah Meaden. Sumo Wrestler is JR Hartley. #MaskedSingerUK
Jeff Stelling is Traffic Cone…? #MaskedSingerUK
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Loch Ness Monster is Ashley Banjo. Homer Simpson is George Alagiah. Giraffe is Jayne Torvill. #MaskedSingerUK
Poodle is Rylan Clark Neil…?#MaskedSingerUK
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