psychotherapist-always assessing-wiser-INFJ-cheap sunglasses can take you anywhere-5-foot flat wordsmith. All opinions are my own.
Raleigh, NC
Joined September 2015
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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’
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Ask me to slice bread and it'll be on a slant. Ask me to slice meat and it'll be on a slant. What’s all this slicing anyway? I don’t work for you.
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do conservatives truly have an easier time explaining to their children "sometimes, you will die before recess" than "yeah, your friend has two moms"?
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Do you think if we pray hard enough Jesus would make tiny ARs and place them securely in the translucent little arms of unborn feti so they could come out of the womb ready to express their 2A rights?
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Can you imagine how shallow your soul must be to not only go to but also host the NRA convention right now.
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Alchemical technique: Mirrorcode Inversion = love or at least accept and be neutral towards what you hate
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Transmogrify is offensive in werewolf culture. The preferred term is shapeshifting, or simply “shifting.”
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The timeline of what happened with the school massacre needs to be fully investigated. Especially because we keep hearing that the answer to stopping school shootings is “good guys with guns.”
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