What would you like me to say?

Little Rock, AR
Joined November 2010
MY DOG'S NAME: Ranger WHAT I ACTUALLY CALL MY DOG: Woof, Woofie Wolverton, Woofington Bear, Woofers, wolfman, das wölf. ...poor dog
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You ever have one of those mornings when you wish the apocalypse would just happen and keep you from having to work?
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Conservatives: "I'm not a hate-filled, whiney, fucking stupid, godless- snowflake-liberal-piece-of-shit. I'm a nice person with love in my heart."
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For all the hillbillies scared of the vaccine, just pretend it's methamphetamines.
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Evangelical Conservative: "I'm not gonna wear a mask or get a shot. I refuse to live in fear!" Also Evangelical Conservative: *believes the literal devil is after their soul.
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What should we call it?
0% Wet Willy
0% Moist William
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80's kid: I can't wait for the future! We'll have flying cars and laser guns and space travel and all kinds of cool stuff! 2021: "subscribe to our monthly box for your cat to shit in."
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To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, I'll be eaiting an entire box of lucky charms.
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A shout out to everyone who prayed for the lord to save America from evil. Your prayers worked. The Republicans are on their way out. #Prayer
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It's a hell of a time to be a(n) historian.
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If you believe in manifestation and the secret and new age spiritual energy shit like that, you can't help but believe that all of the terrible things that have happened this year are a manifestation of the hateful energy everyone has for everyone else.
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If you haven't had a grilled jalapeño pimento cheese sandwich at 11:00pm, are you even fat?
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Remember when Republicans would call people cuckolds if they didn't think the same dumb shit they did and then we found out Jerry Fallwell Jr liked to watch his wife bang the pool boy? Good times.
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Republicans: "look at all of the amazing wonderful people we elected! They're gonna change things and make America great." Also Republicans: the government cannot be trusted and is out to get you. Also also Republicans: *cheering secret police as they kidnap civilians.
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